HEY! CLANKER! OVER THERE!
Voice dictation for macOS that types into an app you're not using. Hold a key, speak, release. The text lands in your target app. Your game doesn't pause, your cursor doesn't jump, your standup doesn't notice. It's a button and a microphone, behaving like a button and a microphone. Revolutionary, we know.
Type into the app behind the app.
Every other voice tool yanks focus to type. HeyClanker doesn't. Pair-program with Claude Code while answering in Discord. Write a Slack reply without leaving your editor. Dictate into Notes on a second monitor while Logic keeps playing on the first. Your active window doesn't move. Apparently not interrupting you is now a feature.
Your voice never leaves your Mac.
Transcription runs locally via WhisperKit. Apple Intelligence cleans it up, also on-device. No backend, no dashboard, no privacy policy buried with “we retain transcripts for quality and training purposes.” Want a cloud engine instead? Bring an API key. Your keys, your data, your choice — nothing rides on ours.
Every hotkey. Every target. Every trigger.
Multiple hotkeys, each pointing at a different target app. Trigger words that fire key combos or drop in canned text. Automation before you speak and after. Workflows you wired up on purpose — not ones a clanker vibe-coded into a critical security vulnerability at 2am while you were asleep.
$2.99. That's all the tiers.
14 days free. Then $2.99. Once. Forever. There is exactly one tier, because the people buying this have work to do. The CSM you were supposed to get is named Tyler. Tyler has been reassigned to a Series C agent startup with a valuation that also doesn't make sense.
acquire clanker.
14 days free. Then $2.99, once. if it doesn't earn a hotkey on your keyboard, drag it to the trash and we part as friends. no exit survey — we're not trying to learn from you.
you bought an app. you have an app. that's the entire relationship.